ghost hammer

When a girl has a one night stand in a high gravity craft beer induced haze with a beer snob hipster, but when she wakes he's no where to be found.

Lindsey woke up the morning after the bottle share hunger over, sore, and by herself; the ghost hammer strikes again.

ghost hammer by OG_GhostHammer July 15, 2017

geologist hammer 

1. A term for a guy with a small penis that, no matter how long it takes, will completely destroy your hole.

2. Sometimes it's a sex act preformed by men in isolation using a hole in the wall covered by a poster for privacy.

1. I didn't think he could get the job done, but Sarge is a total Geologist Hammer!
2. The guy that used to live in this cell, did the Geologist Hammer behind that poster of Raquel Welch.

geologist hammer by PNWTigerLily November 6, 2018

sad hammer hours 

sad n-word hours but for lonely, annoying white people to name their Spotify playlists after

guys, it’s sad hammer hours

sad hammer hours by Poop on the ceiling March 24, 2019

Sausage Hammer 

Sausage Hammer

A rubber mallet used in the separation of frozen sausages.

"Paul was trying to make a casserole so he separated the sausages with a Sausage Hammer"

Sausage Hammer by Flipfloo78 April 10, 2019

Cleveland Hammer 

A cock hard enough to be used on an anvil for metal shaping purposes. Stamping, molding and compressing are allowed practices with meat this hard.

Wow, Rick, Sarah is walking kind of funny today, did you deliver the Cleveland Hammer? I know you spend the better half of the night working metal like an old town squire.

Cleveland Hammer by Cleveland Hammer Guy May 10, 2019

alabamer hammer 

When you come into the room jump in the air as a land dolphin would while making a humping motion then cut your unwilling sacrifices face off and wear it around the house while masturbating to the weather girl

Proceed to Alabamer Hammer that bitch tonight

alabamer hammer by Slimlongdingdong July 8, 2019

Jack Hammer Onomatopoeia 

Ratatatata

The jack hammer onomatopoeia goes like "Ratatatata"

Jack Hammer Onomatopoeia by JDeen April 12, 2020