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MINISTER FEDERATION (Halo)

MINISTER FEDERATION Are the detention of a shitty clan who think there good and funny but in real life Infinity Oi and navcom would shut them up
MINISTER FEDERATION (Halo)A Shit Clan With Coachable sounding depressed as fuck
by MF SUCKS February 8, 2018
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Halo

The most freaking awesome SHOOTER ever. ALL WHO CALL IT OVERRATED, YOU ARE JUST SUCKY NOOBS WHO CAN'T AIM A RIFLE FOR SHIT, OR DO GIRLS AS WELL. Good, now that I got my anger out, here are some Halo-related facts:
1. Elites R Gay
2. 117 Rocks
3. Johnson Rocks
4. A SCORPION is an erect...well, we all know.
5. RedvsBlue is cool.
6. IF you love games like Halo, then you love girls as well.
7. Sniper Rifles R NOT to be used by noobs under any conditions, unless it is aimed the wrong way.
8. Tarturus has sick thoughts in his head about Miranda.
9. All Halo related ideas are cool
10. If Rainbow Six, Star Wars Battlefront, and Halo were to become one, we'd get the best GAME ever.
11. Keyes and Halsey do it, out comes Miranda, it's the truth and nothing but the truth.
12. Spark is gay, but I guess being stuck on Halo for billions of years can do that.
13. Halo is a game for true gamers. if you brag about how good you are, it's probably becuase you got a SPNKR. (I'd take your ass out with a fucking M6D anyway.)
14. Sputnik mode should be an all-the-time effect.
15. Warthogs and Banshees are mobiles for my P.I.M.P homies.
Playing for hours on end and getting millions of points versus like three is OK. Halo is the best shooter ever, and you should appreciate that, until HAlO 3 comes, cause Halo and Halo 2 will not be the best anymore, peace.
by Owen Ortiz November 14, 2005
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Halo2

An FPS game on Xbox certain to be overshadowed by the time of its release by Half-Life 2 and Doom 3.
by Anonymous August 27, 2003
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halo hands

The extreme stiffnes resulting from a full day playing halo/halo2/halo3. Results hands which appear claw like
damn i was playing all yesterday man. ive got the fucking halo hands
by hahaha243 November 13, 2007
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black halo

Black Halo is the shit ring you get around your cock after anal sex.
Make sure they wash that ass, if not, you going to get that Black Halo on your cock.
by abrupt1 February 13, 2014
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halo2

2nd of them fps halo series. first one was shit, second one's twice the shit. both games have charcters who wear armoures that look like turtle's shells. they also carry undescribable weapons. unfortunately its saddening that most people who play these games are douchebags who got nothin to do to update their lives.
"wanna play halo2?"
"nah,id rather play pacman"
by anonymous.360 June 19, 2007
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McFarland's Halo

The wide circle which forms around the moon when tiny hexagonal ice crystals surround and reflect the light from the moon. A family of European sheep stealers (we can only assume the sheep were taken for matters of sexual gratification) coined the expression "McFarland's Halo" as they belived that this occurance granted them the best night light by which to steal sheep.
It's a McFarland's Halo tonight.
by Bendall September 30, 2008
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