by sebmr2 May 24, 2010
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My missus farted so loud a duck couldn't have screamed loud enough. Water fowl were underfoot!
"mum you farted so loudly it sounded like you stomped on a goose"!!!!
"mum you farted so loudly it sounded like you stomped on a goose"!!!!
by goose stomper October 8, 2013
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Get the crazier than a damn goose mug.The act of pinching someone's buttocks (either playfully or as a way to get them to move out of your way), as though a real goose was grabbing a beak-ful of flesh. You can do this with either your bare hand or a reaching stick (assistive device used for picking things off the floor when you can't bend at the waist).
They just discharged me from the hospital and I needed a wheelchair to get to the car. Some idiot walked in front of me and wouldn't acknowledge me when I called out, "excuse me", so I made them meet my goose with my reaching stick. They took the hint.
by HasFurTwins June 12, 2018
Get the meet my goose mug.Student 1: Dang man, I really gotta get to the grocery store but my bank account is literally empty.
Student 2: Maybe you should ask your parents if they’ll FEED THE GOOSE.
Student 2: Maybe you should ask your parents if they’ll FEED THE GOOSE.
by Hobbitlobby September 15, 2018
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My grandpa used to tell me this history that when he was a young lonely boy at the farm, he heard a legend that if you put your willy inside a goose, and then try to drown it while making love to it, the goose's vajayjay start to contract and become's really tight, which feels really good and makes you release your swimmers faster. Later on this became an euphemism for having sex among farmers.
My grandpa used to tell me this history that when he was a young lonely boy at the farm, he heard a legend that if you put your willy inside a goose, and then try to drown it while making love to it, the goose's vajayjay start to contract and become's really tight, which feels really good and makes you release your swimmers faster. Later on this became an euphemism for having sex among farmers.
by Belch666 November 11, 2018
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