Google Preacher

Someone who rightly believes in the ways of Google, and that this megalomaniac of a search engine is the eden of knowledge, which forces them to effectively mindshag everybody with the crap they see on Google.

Person 1: Beware! The Playstation 4 is coming sooooon!
Person 2: What is he on about? The 3 came out last week!
Person 1: Beware of its brand new Dark Blu-Ray features!
Person 2: Oh dear God, he's a Google Preacher....

by AndrewC1995 May 7, 2011

Google Twig

The dry strand of snot you sometimes see in somebody's nose.
~ Credit to my friend C Snyman for coining the phrase, I'm just trying to immortalise it ~

Hey Joe, you have a google twig in your left nostril!

by GoogleTwig October 4, 2021

google guru

Someone who googles everything

I am a Google guru

by Rita king December 30, 2016

google drunk

When you're so drunk you believe you have the answer to everything

Yo I was so Google drunk last night I started explaining the science of getting high.

by Hawiw November 2, 2016

dirty google

When you suck your own asshole and you like it like it was 1790 slaves

I did a dirty Google and loved it

by Goodbob September 9, 2021

shits and googles

The act of looking up obscure facts when in social situations just for the hell of it.

John: Who was that guy in the movie where they beat the crap out of aliens?

Bob: I dunno? Lemme look it up just for shits and googles...

by scoobylou May 28, 2013

Google Baucker

People who google a meaning and find it then bauck about it.

Thalia overheard a fact, as a Google Baucker searched and found the real truth.

by Darthmohicas August 8, 2015