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Golden shower

Well of course the president likes golden showers—he’s rich!
by Little City Band September 26, 2018
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golden crook

A golden statue of Donald Trump worshiped at CPAC 2021, which somehow managed to be even uglier than he is.
Nothing more perfectly sums up the Republican Party than them wheeling in the Golden Crook and worshiping at its alter.
by Queen Buttrix February 27, 2021
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The Golden Package

A Trojan Magnum, For Guys With Large Dicks Or Guys Who Think They Have Large Dicks.
Mikey Tried Useing The Golden Package On His Girlfriend, But His Dick Was Too Small And It Fell Off, Now Shes Pregnant.
by Anonymous81 February 11, 2009
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the golden horse

a girl puts her tits in front of another vagina and you tit fuck one and fuck the other at the same time also while fingering the one that you are tit fucking while her nose is in your ass
vagina is fucked at the same time as tits called the golden horse
by mccormsh December 23, 2010
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Golden Unicorn

1. A single woman that is drop dead gorgeous.
She is the type that all men dream about
yet unattainable.
She is the the type you see at parties, you go to talk to her, you blink, and she is gone.
Dude, did you see that golden unicorn at the party last night?
by maryjaney January 20, 2011
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godden

To be a Godden is to be a bastard and arsehole.
WOW you're such a godden!

He's just a girl!
by larua May 31, 2007
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Golden Break Up

n.
1: When a man asks a woman to pee on him.

If the woman agree, the man then tells her that she is sick and can't see her anymore.
If the woman refuses, the man then tells her she isn't wild enough for him and then ends the relationship.
The method is referred to as Golden, because of its nature (golden shower), effectiveness, as well as ending with little or no aftermath.

2: To a lesser extent, when a women asks a man to pee on her. This is do to the fact that when a man pees on a women he is merely tagging her as his. Since tagging a women with one's pee is a greater bond then wedding vows, if the man isn't interested in a long term relationship this method is successful. If the man is looking for a long term relationship this method is ineffective.
Adam: How did you break up with that psycho chick and not have her stalk you.
Joel: I just used the Golden Break up...
Dave: You used the Golden Break up, broner!!
by BekHanson December 2, 2009
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