micro give a shit

The smallest unit of measure for interest or concern

My concern for your predicament can be measured in micro give a shits

by greentaco April 9, 2010

i give you sexy corn

an iconic line said by karen smith in the mean girls musical

karen: i give you sexy corn

by dicknommer69 November 30, 2018

the beaver of giving

The Beaver of giving is a humanoid, rock-eating monster that dwells in the mountains. Despite his hulking, grotesque appearance, The Beaver is relatively peaceful. He is usually considered, perhaps superficially, to be of low intelligence, although there is no particular indication of this in the scriptures; in fact, there is evidence to the contrary, such as his ability to industrialize ahead of all the other races, in the Alfred Hitchcock film,"Oh Shit! We are all out of embalming fluid."

The Beaver of Giving is freed when you use the hammer of lazy to ground pound the tits off of the rusty floor diamond switch. He then gives you the stupid silver key of brussels, and tells zach's dad to get the fuck out of the house for a half hour, in the most polite way possible.

by ellsworthtoohey August 23, 2011

giving a justin beiber

sucking a mooses dick while singing into its asshole

justin beiber:oh i just want someone to be giving a justin beiber

dude:you sick fuck!!!!!

by fuckyoufuckyou March 23, 2010

National Give Me Head Day

A day in which you give others head. it is celebrated on August 22.

Happy national give me head day. you know what this means ;)

by That’s Lesbian October 19, 2020

give it socks

to really go for it.

stop worrying about it, just give it socks.

or

those two making out at the bar are really giving it socks.

by vedat July 16, 2008

Give It To A Man

A phrase muttered by a strong male to assert his dominance and increased masculinity over a weaker male who is handling an object the former wants or requires.

Tosh: (Handling a gun)
James: GIVE IT TO A MAN

by Nameless1987 February 21, 2006