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german curve

The curvature in a male humans penis caused naturally or by frequent jerking motions to one side or up or down. The cells on one side of the penis break down or stretch whilst the opposite side of the penis's cells contract forming a curvature similar to that of a banana.
Jared: So I met this guy named Tom at the gym the other day and was tryna get into his pants all week. Finally, I got the courage to ask him to dinner just as buds but, things got heated and right before I started sucking his dick I realized that I couldn't suck it because it was too curved over to the right. It was massive and I know I couldn't take it but I did my best anyways. It was like a giant, 9 inch, mutated banana.

Ben: Dude, I can't believe you took a 9 inch German Curve! That's hella hot!

Jared: I know! But don't even ask about how it got up my ass!
by Dandylion1504 January 4, 2014
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gerbil party

A party where you put bagged wine on the walls and crawl around drinking from the bags like gerbils. There is often newspaper on the floor and it is contained to a single room for the full effect.
"Hey my parents are out of town this weekend!"
"Dope! I have some bagged wine, want to have a gerbil party?"
by Swag$$$$$$ April 11, 2015
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German crack

Drugs available at German grocery stores.
Huck's is whack. Ima get better German crack at Aldi.
by Justforyoumatt September 17, 2016
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gerf

Abbreviation of Global Education Research Foundation.
I sent my daughter to study MBBS in ODESSA NATIONAL MEDICAL UNIVERSITY -UKRAINE. I am from BANGALORE. My daughter took admission via GERF.
by Kaush1k July 11, 2016
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gerdiness

After too much drinking and/or eating over a 2-3 hour period, there is an excess amount of gerd in the throat that causes uncomfortable burning sensations and excessive burping...not to mention an overall feeling that one would feel the need to have to throw up.
I was a total pig at the arcade! --- After 8 beers, two meals, and a pint of ice cream, there was a definite gerdiness when I slept that night.
by Cnlefae April 23, 2017
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gervin

He is the most caring guy you will find. He is the hottest guy u will meet as well. He will be there for you even if you try to ignore him. He is very stubborn in a good way. He is the best kisser and he love squeezing asses but he won't play with your feelings. He is very fun to hangout with, very energetic. He plays around with everyone. If you ever meet a gervin keep him and never let him go.
Girls: " Gervin is so fun to be with, he cares about me...thats so sweet"

Guys: "Gervin is pretty chill but i dont like how he plays around too much"
by Crazywomen May 10, 2017
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Gerard Way

A singer whom has a welcoming personality and doesn't support violence, he was the lead singer for "My Chemical Romance" and has his solo album called "Hesitant Alien", Gerard had a younger brother named Mikey, Mikey preformed bass in My Chemical Romance. Gee ( Gerard ) is a lovely singer and performer and Gerard also loves comics which he has his own out there. Gerard haves a daughter named Bandit and a wife named Lindsey. Gerard has done therapy and seems to be doing much better. We are proud of you Gerard.
"His name is Gerard Way" Said Reiko,"Thanks" Yumi smiled
by Jellototheworld May 28, 2017
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