Cherokee Grandmother Syndrome

Claiming one has some distant Native American ancestor in order to sound more exotic or interesting when in fact no such Native American ancestor exists.

This practice is also relatively common by some American celebrities and personalities.

Larry: "And my great-great grandmother was part Choctaw and Apache."

Bob: "Larry, that's BS, your paternal grandparents where German immigrants and your maternal grandparents were Irish immigrants. You sound like you have a case of Cherokee Grandmother Syndrome."

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James: "Hey did you hear Elizabeth Warren is 1/32nd Cherokee?"

Dustin: "Pff, yeah sure man"

by TheDrummer1 September 8, 2012

Grandpa Joe

Someone who fakes polio until there's something better to do.

Also, a character from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory who was bed-ridden until his grandson won a trip to a slave-run chocolate underworld.

My girlfriend is a Grandpa Joe because she plays sick whenever I want to have sex.

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover May 25, 2018

ur grandpapi big gay booty slappy

Even worse than ur mom gay, ur daddy lesbian and ur granny tranny. Every time it is said, someone shits a whole football

Teddy: “Ur Mom gay”
Skeet: “No u”
Teddy: “Ur daddy lesbian”
Skeet: “Hey uhh—“
Teddy: “UR GRANNY TRANNY”
Skeet: “MAN STOP RIGHT—“
Teddy: “Ur grandpapi big gay booty slappy!”
Skeet: *Dies and shits a whole football* *Rectum the size of Rosie O’Donnel*

by IFap232BluntsIG March 11, 2018

Grandslammed

When you make yourself cum so good that you need to go to a major restaurant chain and buy yourself breakfast .

Wow .. I needed that ..I totally Grandslammed .. See you in an hour I'm starving .

by Saneand71 June 25, 2016

grandmas gumbo

A term used to describe the vagina of an extremely promiscuous older woman.

I must say that your grandmas gumbo is the spiciest I've ever tasted.

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

Grandpa's Sleepytime

Three to Five shots of vodka, 20ml of NyQuil (preferably cherry), and an energy drink of your choice (Nos, Red Bull, etc.)

Man, that Grandpa's Sleepytime had me on my A game.

by poppa eddddd March 2, 2011

Grandpa Daddy

Man old enough to be a Grandpa, that has a new baby of his own.

Daryl is a Grandpa Daddy, he and his younger wife is having a baby.

by mimmMMIKEOWR MIKE August 25, 2018