google craps

A more specific and truthful description of "Google Maps" — the directions provided by Google Maps that lead you to a place not even remotely close to your desired terminus. Essentially, whether you reach your desired destination is a crapshoot.

"I followed the directions from Google Craps about how to go from midtown Manhattan to Lord & Taylor in Scarsdale; however, I wound up at a beach in Mamaroneck."

by Buzzman_ie September 12, 2013

Google Doc

A thing that I have a lot of.

Person 1: Is there anything you have a lot of?
Person 2: Google Docs, that's for sure.

by marioisthebest June 30, 2022

Google Spaz

A person (or persons) who, despite much frenzied effort, take an exponentially greater time to find an answer to an obvious question.

Wife: what's the name of that song by Pink I love.

Me: pass me your phone and I will Google it
Wife: no I will do it. What. Do you think I am useless.

Me: Of course not darling.

5 hours later...
Wife: At last.. Give me one last kiss
Me: Fuck me. You are kidding. You are truly a Google Spaz.

by The Brown Fox September 23, 2013

Google glance

When you use the first result in a google search as fact.

At a google glance republicans are right!

I google glanced it and it looks like you're correct.

According to a google glance you're wrong.

by EvilDans January 4, 2019

Google it out

The future tense to know; figure something out. Cant find the answer to life's mundane questions

Example 1
dude 1: "Say bruh how you cook grits?"
dude 2: "Man you better google it out! Dont ask me no dumb shit like that.

Example 2

Me: who need 2 examples when you can GOOGLE DAT SHIT OUT!

by DaNoWherrOfAll January 2, 2018

Google baiter

Person who has open comment blog, then changes blog to require signing into Google to comment.

I commented on that open blog, went back to comment and the website blog required me to get a Google account to comment. I don't like that Google baiter.

by doublesunrise June 22, 2011

Google it up

It means to search something up on the Google search engine that you do not know about. A question or thought and see what the answer or result is.

Person 1: Do you know when the Byzantine Empire was in exisitence?

Person 2: Google it up.

Person 1: Do you know what the Magna Carta is?

Person 2: Just Google it up.

by sfcidustin February 16, 2019