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national fuck your friend day

on April 9th you have the right to fuck any amount of people who say they are your friend
I cant wait to shag my friend Tim, tomorrow its national fuck your friend day
by medium dick mike April 8, 2021
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fuck your shit up

(v) Refers to inflicting damage or violence; can be done by ruining a business, venture, stealing one's girlfriend, or in any upsetting or ruining one's life.
"Yeah, you enjoy that fuckin' donut. I'm about to fuck your shit up."
by Lambnesio September 16, 2008
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fifty percent chance I fuck your wife

Refers to a situation upon which there is a statistically binary outcome in the opportunity to have sex with an attractive married woman.
Person A - How do I know if there's a fifty percent chance I fuck your wife?
Person B - It's cool with me as long as it's cool with her and I'm allowed to watch!
by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020
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Fuck your bitch

Thug life moment usually said after something you can't do
"I can't tie my shoes but I can fuck your bitch"
by Holdmymuffin January 4, 2015
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-Brave unknown Ukrainian Soldier circa February 24th, 2022

Is a declarative statement made that basically says "Come get some" in the certainty of impending doom. Made by those that wish to display style and gravitas in the face of death all while having balls the size of "UY Scuti" (the largest sun in the known universe).
"Did you hear that? The Russian Navy wants us to surrender, hey Russian warship... Go fuck yourself"
by MarshallC February 25, 2022
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fuck your own face

Action performed, literally, after taking a big step back
Les Grossman: First, take a big step back... and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE
by gosu75 November 23, 2010
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Fuck your Brains out

To fuck for a long period of time..... Quickly. As in thrusting fast for hours. To make both man and woman climax multiple times in an hour. To make a head imprint or dent in a headboard.
A fun weekend, to Fuck your Brains out with sarah!!
by Sarahjinkens October 22, 2010
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