Tart Flash

A sudden instance of complete stupity, similar to a heat flash except with retardedness instead of heat.

Teacher- What is 2+2?
Tart- ummmmm..........hold on.......let me think...
Teacher- are you having a tart flash again.
Tart- yeah, i completely forgot the answer.

by STZR500 February 11, 2010

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flashlight

A small portable light that is used to see behind things and when the power goes out.

We better go buy a flashlight.

by David March 7, 2004

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flashionista

Fashion victim. Person who acquires and wears only logo-ed clothing.

She was wearing Dior head to toe. She's such a flashionista!

by Marco Barquero March 13, 2004

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flashdan

1) The ability to use the word "cock" in every spoken phrase or sentence.

2) An overusage of the word "cock".

1) "For everyone sake stop being such a flashdan, ya cock."

2) "You have not got a ghost of a chance to be flashdan, my son"

by doh!!! December 6, 2004

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Flashing 12

A person who is computer, or technologically illiterate. Named after their alarm clock, which their are too stupid to reset. therefore, it is always "Flashing 12"

I had to walk that stupid flashing 12 through the whole damn process.

by Elliott Morgan November 6, 2007

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