Farmboy

A guy who takes care of you, is handsome, talented, handsome, humble and and treats you like a princess . Ala princess bride

“My boyfriend is a farmboy .”

“Hey farmboy can you make a cake ? “
-as you wish - farmboy

by Iriscat666 November 26, 2017

Farmadli

A Malaysian beast of legend, commonly sighted within the Damansara Jaya area; rumored to have three heads, only two of which can be seen at any one time.

Legend has it that once all three are seen; the world as we know it will come to an end.

"Today, we seek the legendary beast; the Farmadli." - Legendary Sightings tour guide.

by cuntmonger September 30, 2010

Quack Farms

Fake shoes that come from flea markets or other shady dealings. A play on the shoe brand "Phat Farms." There are actually shoes that flip the P logo upside down making appear to be a Q.

"Yo nice Quack Farms. What flea market they come from."

"I was going to buy a pair of shoes until I realized they were Quack Farms."

by Herbi January 26, 2009

Beat Farmer

One who does nothing but masturbate.

That guy should just go back to being a beat farmer. He has no place in society.

by T_i_m_o February 5, 2009

bean farmer

a person male or female that loves to play with a clitoris. hence Finding the bean.

i couldnt find the man in the boat, but i found the bean. Hence The "bean Farmer"

by Duece Meller March 2, 2011

farmers bet

an invented term, from a village outside of edmonton. apparently it means that you bet but there is no wager on the line. this is the only place you will ever hear this term

nick: lets make a farmers bet on this
mel: a farmers what?

by melcor March 10, 2009

Farmer's Sneeze

The act of evacuating one nostril while holding the other shut.

Viscous goo dripped from his eye as the result of my well-aimed, farmer's sneeze.

by Ian B. Hall March 19, 2008