Why the heck would you look up English? What do you expect to come up? A real definition?
It’s a language I guess.
English is a language WHY DID YOU SEARCH IT
by Lionlionlion November 27, 2021
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Chinese dude: 请问厕所在哪里?
English dude: English pls
by Yuri von tarded September 24, 2020
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A dumb language created by people who wanted to make life and communication harder.
John: The word English mean you should not read this HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :P
by Someone lame and bored. September 20, 2018
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The English slanguage is composed of all the words or phrases that aren't really words, yet get used on a regular basis through either texting or talking. For example, "brah" or "legit" or "no cap" are part of slanguage.
Dude, they really need to make a dictionary for the English slanguage. Half the time I don't know what people are talking about.

All the cool kids talk in slanguage, no one uses proper grammar any more.
by SuperSavannah October 22, 2019
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When your having sex with a women, and your going hard without a condom, you then cum, while remaining completely oblivious.
"Dude, I think I might be a father."
"How can you tell?"
"I think I may of pulled an English Snowball on that hot construction worker last night, she was wayyy more wet than usual."
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