English smith

Hot girl named English who dances and is smart and the one who is creating this crush

Yo English smith how is it going

by Dudusdaboi February 6, 2019

Forgot how to English

A slang term for when someone stutters or makes a mistake when talking, usually followed by “for a second”. Has a similar meaning to “I can’t words”

P1: “Hey dude, do you know when the team meet is over?”
P2: “It should end at 9:56”
P1: “Thanks lamb”
P2: “Bro, what?”
P1: “I meant man! Sorry, I forgot how to English for a second”
P2: “Haha, it’s okay”

by T-pose cat June 19, 2022

English Snowball

When your having sex with a women, and your going hard without a condom, you then cum, while remaining completely oblivious.

"Dude, I think I might be a father."
"How can you tell?"
"I think I may of pulled an English Snowball on that hot construction worker last night, she was wayyy more wet than usual."

by IFeelSick:( February 26, 2020

English

Why the heck would you look up English? What do you expect to come up? A real definition?

It’s a language I guess.
English is a language WHY DID YOU SEARCH IT

by Lionlionlion November 27, 2021

English Teabagging

The act of jerking off while making tea.

I knew my roommate was weird when I caught him english teabagging in the kitchen

by 0nTh3Sp0t October 12, 2021

english or spanish

Question that, when answered, is followed by “Whoever moves first is ___”

The blank can he filled by some insult, but is typically filled by “gay”.

Man 1: “excuse me sir, english or spanish”
Man 2: “oh, uh, english”
Man 1: whoever moves first is gay

They will proceed to lock onto each other, not moving a muscle until the end of days

by Minecraft Muffin June 17, 2024

maths, english, science

a woman's menstation cycle

Sue: My stomach is so sore.
Molly: How come?
Sue: I've got my maths, english, science
Molly: Oh that time again.

by Rhiannon-May September 11, 2006