Full English

Certain sexual procedure only found in obscene circles. It involves getting a girl (or a guy i guess) getting them to open their mouth fully and then clingfilming the top. You then procede to poke the cling film in a little. Followed by turding on the clingfilm. You then follow up with ejaculating on the turd, and finally poking the "full english" into her/his mouth

Jesus, that bird just ate a full english, she is my kind of girl!

Full English by AJ February 25, 2005

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chicken bone english

Similar to engrish, the way newly arived foreigners talk when they come to America. Sorta racist maybe

I couldn't understand what that cabbie was saying with their f'ing chicken bone english

chicken bone english by Mike Russell October 18, 2003

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taking your tea english

1. To be sexually interested in white men exclusively
2. Drinking hot tea with milk and sugar in it

1. Oh, Heather takes her tea english...
2. I'll take my tea english if you wouldn't mind
i.e. taking your tea english examples

taking your tea english by Nutshell September 1, 2015

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European English

European English is the main language of Europe. European English is derived from American English, the native official language of the United State America.

European English takes the comparatively simplistic spellings of American English words and makes them much fucking harder to spell by adding unnecessary letters, in line with Europe's tradition of complicating things.

Common examples of the differences between American English(Correct form: Real English) and European English:

Color -> Colour
Airplane -> Aeroplane
Mustache -> Moustache
Aluminum -> Aluminium
Fiber -> Fibre
Organize -> Organise

European English by James Xuan July 29, 2009