eat sand

when Aryn tells you to eat sand ;)

me: Hi aryn! how is you today?
aryn: EAT SAND

by yourmother333 October 25, 2018

eat a rose

An light-hearted insult. Originated from a 3dmmer's dream, in which he was playing tennis against Bown.

Bown: "I don't think Samurai Clinton should be allowed to post anymore!! :("
Space Goat: "Oh, eat a rose, Bown :rolleyes"

by DICKY MCDICK September 18, 2013

eat sand

Definitely a solution

Oi, I just eat sand

by g100 February 5, 2018

eat out

to make a girl orgasm :P

first you take a girl undress her then spread her legs out and tease her by liking her thighes dont be anbaressed it turns her on then lick her clit then kiss it repeativly then spread out her lips and lick them then you lick her clit again but this time lick in circuler motion then say things like a girl you so good or i wanna fuck you so bad then repeat lick the top of her pussy it gets her going the let her hump you that well give her a orgasm now you know how to eat out

by fuckgirl999 November 18, 2009

eat meat

to eat someone out or suk a guy up
r to say to sumone when mad
kinda like piss off

Jason: Becky ur such a bytch (bitch)

Becky: Fuk u Jason, eat meat

by zprincess aka Mz.Blast August 14, 2008

Eat that shit

A phrase used when a buddy or someone you are watching is contemplating eating something that looks disgusting, sometimes even "shit" itself. Usually used in an express of joy that the person is indeed eating "that shit."

Joe: I'll give you $20 if you to eat this dog shit, man
Will: Uh, I don't know man...
Joe: C'mon...
Will: Oh, alright...
Kevin: Yeah! Eat that shit!

by RobThePresident-o April 6, 2009

Eating Soufflé

The ultimate expression of ineptitude, supplanting "out to lunch." Derived from the king of all dipshits, George W. Bush - when asked what he was doing when he learned that President Obama finally cleaned up his mess and took out Bin Laden, he responded "eating soufflé."

Further, not in touch with the real world, crazy; also, inattentive. This expression transfers a temporary physical absence for the purpose of eating soufflé to a temporary or permanent mental absence. In George W. Bush's case, it's the permanent kind.

Don't bother, this dumbfuck is eating soufflé.

by drokhole June 7, 2011