by Rutl597 April 05, 2019
A kid born of culturally snobby parents who wears shirts of bands they don't even have the mental capacity to listen to yet in order to make their parents feel like they've given birth to something cool.
by mcmorgan13 February 03, 2010
by fat dick boy called eric December 09, 2019
“Oooh Dylan” is a phrase you resort to saying after watching your friend spend years simping his way into being cuckolded
Dylan wanted to impress Nicole by making her burgers. When he got to her place she asked him for a ride to Steve’s where she ate the burgers and fucked mercilessly while Dylan waited in the car. All I could tell him was “oooh Dylan”.
by eric_h June 18, 2022
Dylan is a singer from a little town in Cincinnati, Ohio. He is sweet, caring, loving, gorgeous and just perfect. He makes his fans happy before his happiness. He cares more about his fans than himself. He always is smiling and is always happy around the people who support him.
by dylanswarrior March 12, 2015
The tranvestite man/woman with the smallest dick, if you are a fattie or a girl he doesnt want you. He's only into gender fluid sexually confused old men. He operates a poke-stop van parked outside of schools.
Cole: Did you see Dylan stazo, he tried to get me inside his van.
Brandon:He told there were free pokemon inside,"
Joshua: he had me lick a lollipop.
Brandon:He told there were free pokemon inside,"
Joshua: he had me lick a lollipop.
by Super sexy fucker September 05, 2016
Dylan Barger is generally known for being a Grand Wizard in the Ku Klux Klan. Dylan Barger is also known as a fucking dumbass.
Dylan Barger is a dumbass.
by Whitepower1029 June 06, 2016