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Wooden Donkey Punch

When during sex you administer a Donkey Punch so hard chocolate comes out, similar to novelty wooden donkeys that defecate candy.
When I gave her a Wooden Donkey Punch, it was raining chocolate.
by uramisan August 18, 2010
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Eat Donkey

Hugo: Have a mint or something - your breath stinks!
Trixie: Sorry, I just ate donkey.

Jerry: Do you want to eat donkey? You've been looking good and I...
Dorothy: Shut up, just shut up. You had me at eat donkey.

Samantha: That dinner you made for me last night was delicious, but now it tastes like crap.
Fred: um...
by jbah December 29, 2010
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Slut Donkey

Urban term for a young lady who gives it away easily and is also easy on the eye. Originating in Barcelona, it has since be used by some of the worlds most notorious playa's.
Random tourist: The woman in this country are fit
Mullet: In our country we call them Slut Donkeys
by BobbiZ November 20, 2011
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Power Donkey

Someone who has failed their way to the top, and is incapable of recognizing their failure as such.

Aka: a player who has failed their way to the top ranking of a game, yet still fails at the basics of the game.
"dude, don't be a Power Donkey, you can do this"

"dude, look at this Power Donkey fail all over the place."
by malusDiaz March 7, 2013
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Jungle Donkey

A racial term for south americans.
by conku November 1, 2014
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Jumping Donkey

1) A handjob on holiday involving 2 people who just met.
2) A mythical scenario involving: A deck chair, 3 leprachauns, a banana and 500ml of maple syrup.
3) A Swordfight involving 2 penis's battling in out in a test of endurance and strength.
1) Becky and Steve went to the front deck to start up a jumping donkey.
2) Last night my girlfriend asked me if i was interested in having a Jumping Donkey.
3) The party became extremely heated after Jeff and Mark partook in a Jumping Donkey in the living room.
by xmilleniumx January 24, 2015
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Daddy Donkey

When a woman is fucking a donkey and calls it daddy, while fucking the donkey.
Yo! Have you watched that daddy donkey?! Shit is insane bro!
by Dong4luv October 21, 2015
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