DaTeL

The most perfect organism in any possible way

DB gets pwnd by DaTeL

by Herman November 25, 2003

date finger

The insertion of a finger into the anus past the sticky date boundary.

"Hoppa's gone the date finger and is taking a good whiff"

by reptar October 2, 2007

thug life date

a date where you watch george lopez and get drunk

Mannn, in two weeks I'm having a thug life date.

by captain huevo February 27, 2010

date rape

Occurs from over consumption of too much hard alcohol (monarch, 151, capt. Morgan etc…) Begin to black out and next thing you know your friend’s decent but desperate older sister is on your lap messing with your gear. Next thing you know your on bathroom floor, car, or couch having very loud sex.

Wonder of how the fuck this came to be sets in after word but realization that you nailed your friend’s sister and is very hilarious event. Friends’ telling of this event spreads like wildfire and you get a good 15 minutes of fame for your drunken no pants dance.

Because of your intoxication this event should be considered date rape.

"Dude, I nailed your sister. She is a freak in bed man." haha

She committed a date rape when she got me when I was drunk

by SpunCrazyB January 17, 2006

date

(australian) see anus

You can tell the age of a camel by checking out its date

by god February 12, 2003

Date Rape

When you rape a date, as in the fruit.

Dude, I found all my dates mashed and covered in jizz, I think Jim date raped them.

by ketchupkirby November 5, 2016

I fuck on the first date

A joke that implies the person will attempt to have sex on the first date with whom they took on the date.

I told her "I fuck on the first date"

by Snicker Tits January 26, 2009