don quixote

In a teamwork situation, an extremely irrational person, who takes charge of a project through sheer force of will rather than competence and leads it in a direction which guarantees failure.

Background: The Don Quixote of literature had a tendency to do extraordinarily stupid things without thinking them through. But people were loathe to try and stop him on account of his being a few cans short of a six pack.

I am officially referring to my project leader as "Don Quixote" from this point on. She's got the idea in her head that she, rather than the boss, defines the project KPIs. I'm going along with it because a good performance appraisal is not worth the next few months of my life being made a living hell by that crazy-ass bitch!

by Korgmeister April 2, 2005

Two wrongs don't make a right

If someone does something bad to you, getting revenge will just make the situation worst.

Why did you get revenge on me? You know that two wrongs don't make a right, do you?

by kkfra77 August 28, 2016

I don't give two bollocks

Similar to 'couldn't give a fuck' or 'I don't give two shits'.

I don't give two bollocks about what other people think

by allseeinggurly November 16, 2010

Birdies that don't chirp

A bird is a kilo of cocaine. Birdies that don't chirp, then, are several kilos of cocaine. This phrase was coined by Houston rapper E.S.G.

User: "Say man you holding?"
Dealer: "You know I got them birdies that don't chirp!"

by Joel Hoshkins, aka Hasslehosh April 16, 2010

Don Vito

Where 1 is engaging in sexy time with a woman, just before ejaculation the man pulls out and ejaculates in his hand, then proceeds to slap the woman on the forhead whilst shouting 'YOHHHHHHHH!'

Man, i just don vito'd jess rotten, she'll be screaming for weeks! Yohhhhhh!

by YohHatton February 1, 2007

Don't let it grow legs

Means to not let a situation, feeling or idea get out of control...

X= "I've been having this feeling for my co-worker and I know it's wrong 'cause I'm married"

Y= "Wow man, I think it's serious, don't let it grow legs"

by Darkestapathy February 7, 2007

I Don't Like To Label Myself

The anti-label adopted by many true fence-sitters unwilling to take on the stigma and stereotypes of a label.

When asked about his sexual preferences, Rufus replied "I don't like to label myself."

by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006