big dick disorder

Having a big long dick and usually stand and walk weird

I have a big dick disorder that’s why I walk like that

by Matt Bando March 14, 2023

PTDD (Post Traumatic Debate Disorder)

A mental disorder that can develop after a person is exposed to a traumatic event, such as a Presidential Debate broadcast, Justice candidates nomination process in the Senate Judiciary Committee, Congressional Budget Act negotiations, or other threats on a person's mental health life.

People watching the debates on TV are overwhelming the health system, being affected with PTDD (Post Traumatic Debate Disorder)

by vetclinician October 23, 2020

Social Contract Disorder

A person who is a lying manipulative, conniving individual who will use other people and has no compassion or decency for the people around them or for the social they belong to. It's antisocial personality disorder but with a more accurate name.

Person 1: Justin Manipulated me!
Person 2: Justin Stolen my cash!
Person 1: I think he has Social Contract Disorder!

by d1ondr3 August 1, 2025

major depressive disorder

this disorder only exists by the term "sex".
if you talk alot about sex you will get this disorder

yeah idk some random psychiatrist was saying this in a group chat whenever i said sex
me: "sex"
that psychiatrist: "you have a major depressive disorder :The W bird image:"

by ScamTram79 April 18, 2022

Babyface Disorder

When an individual is much older than they appear

John: " I wonder how that 17 year old snuck into this bar."

Steve: " Oh, I overheard him talking to the bouncer, he's 21, he just has Babyface Disorder."

by BD Alpha October 2, 2021

argh deficit disorder

attention deficit disorder: a syndrome formerly thought to affect children only, but now known to also affect adults, that is characterized by frequent, chronic distractibility, and either inattentiveness or hyperactivity (fidgeting).

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

argh deficit disorder: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about attention deficit disorder.

"argh deficit disorder!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 19, 2013

boobie disorder

Having uneven boobies. One bigger and the other one smaller.

Hey dude, her boobies were perfect! No boobie disorder.

Even though I'm a guy, I have boobie disorder.

by may-may Lord March 12, 2021