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Urban Dictionary virgin

Ok, The real definition of an Urban Dictionary virgin is a person who goes on UD to get horny and reads dirty definitions but they have not yet had sex. Thus, making this word quite useless, but it does get the definition above me to not get thumbed up". it's troubling that the fact that others actually up-voted this retard.
"It's Pretty cool to be the first to thumbs up Urban Dictionary virgin" - yea well it's also pretty cool to go suck a dick!
by kevinonurban July 14, 2011
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Kalan Dictionary

The dictionary made up of words starting with "K" or "P". Anything can be turned into Kalan words.
Kould you please pass me the Kandy over there? or Wheres the Porty?
by Meghan aka Kalanz_no1_fan February 13, 2005
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urban dictionary

The only dictionary that requires its entries to contain misspellings.
"2 car garage that was turned into the ultimate fucken rootin facility and at the grand openin there was a massive fucken orgy n it was filmed. all the floors al walls r like cushions n shit so fucken anywhere ur bangin u will be comfortable. n fucken onli sik cunts and hot bitches r allowed in n shit n if u try get in without jabbas conscent hes a big blak fucken cunt so look out he may get a kunt to root u in the asshole and or penetrate you in other holes. all in all jabbas fucken pad is soo good u can fuken hav the best root n shit n even if ur tryin to root a chik thats fucken frigate n shit if u take her 2 the pad u will hav a fucken instant easy root."
by Blah #5 July 21, 2008
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Urban Dicktionary

When Urban Dictionary does not publish a perfectly good definition because they are idiots.
Dude : "Posted the definition for Cunts Game last night on Urban Dictionary, got rejected."

Dude 2 : "Yeh that's because Urban Dicktionary is full of shit, unfunny and irrelevant definitions. Gutted."
by rorocirca1989 September 13, 2013
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dictionary

An English language reference that was obviously not consulted by any of the previous writers, based on their multiple grammatical and spelling errors.
1.) "Your" used in place of you are (you're).
2.) Could OF-Should OF and Would OF !!!!! OF is not a verb. It provides NO action. The correct verb is HAVE. Please use it!!!! I could have read the dictionary.
3.) Stop already with the um!, ahh!, and "It's like"
Then work on "Ya know?" Hell no I don't know. Why do think I asked you (or axed ya).
by Vocabulary police May 12, 2006
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Dictionarally Challenged

A politically correct term for a person who can't make the simple distinction between common English words, such as There/Their/They're and To/Too, and suffers the chronic inability to use them properly.

People afflicted with this disease often cannot be troubled to open a dictionary or get around to actually completing the second grade.

See also: Paris Hilton Retarded
Concerned Parents: Ms. Principal, why did little George W. fail the 2nd grade spelling test - is our son retarded?
Principal: Ma'am, we prefer the term Dictionarally Challenged...and yes, he's a 'tard.

Job Applicant: Weight, your telling me your not hiring me because I live in that they're trailer?
Manager: No, I'm not hiring you because you're a dumb ass.
by mikeyfire March 31, 2010
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