distractivity

Distractivity is what you’re doing when you get distracted from what you should be doing. It's generally what you want to do, often what you need to do, and arguably, what you’ll do best.

John wasn't making much progress on the company's annual report, so he welcomed the distractivity of working on his website.

by JohnGoodman January 25, 2010

Maulana Diesel

Maulana Diesel is the name given to Fazal-ur-Rehman a fat overweight politician who has a reputation of using Islam as a political tool for his own self gain. Maulana Diesel tries to create an impression of always trying to look pious and virtuous in traditional Islamic cleric garments and attire including a trade mark orange turban (Paghri). However he is ruthless in his pursuit of colluding and creating coalitions with political ruling parties for political strength, swindling lucrative business deals, privileges, perks and rewards.
Maulana Diesel is a corrupt politician who lives of immoral earnings with a commission agenda, backhanders and kickbacks from Diesel smuggling, applying for contracts/permits for sale of Diesel and allocating plots of land for group family members and political party members. He was also involved in several scandals including wikileaks votes for sale and asking for US backing.
Maulana Diesel is often called Diesel for short as his commission rates also fluctuates and varies with the price of Diesel. Maulana Diesel is usually outspoken, ruthless and venomous with contempt. His political party is the faction JUI although it is not clear if he is a cleric or politician. He is also very vociferous in the National Assembly and Parliament and due to the nature of his portray of an Islamic image, grey beard and background has never been challenged. He also has a complete disregard for women and publicly offends and insults the role of women.

Maulana Diesel has said: “the rule of a woman is haram”
Entire stadium erupts shouting: “Diesel, Diesel, Diesel” as a reference to Maulana Diesel.

by Cricket Buff October 17, 2014

Dirty grace

someone who screams daddy in a park in the middle of the night thinking that no one would hear them

Jordan: Did you hear what machelle did
Sophie: Yeah she is such a dirty grace

by Emmily wilsonel November 8, 2021

Tito Dick

Dickman, baby!

Tito Dick, dickman baby!
He raised Phil and loves the ladies.

by Smug Noctis October 17, 2016

DIBLY

That asshole on iFunny who keeps getting top comment for no reason. Has a trillion accounts.

Goddamn it, Dibly has top comment again.

by JayBlack December 26, 2015

Did I ask

A comeback said by mostly middle school boys when they know they have lost an argument but want the last laugh.

Sally: “And therefore, because of evolutionary proof, dinosaurs did in fact once exist.”
Jimmy: “DID I ASK???”

by Urbestfriendsmom February 8, 2020

Distraction Cake

Something pleasant which draws attention from a situation which could be awkward or embarrassing for those involved. Distraction cake originated in British teen dramedy "Skins" where Emily Fitch produced a delicious chocolate cake, seemingly from thin air, in order to remove attention from Naomi Campbell who was being heckled about her sexuality - presumably as an act to show her undying love.

Cook: I know the cure
Naomi: The cure for what?
Cook: It's my cock
Naomi: What the hell are you talking about?
*Awkward glances and laughter*
Emily: Hey look what I made! (Produces delicious distraction cake)

by TheWroteAndTheWrit February 20, 2009