carrot topped

To send someone a link disguised as something innocent, such as cute animals, which in reality links to a disturbing picture of the new buff Carrot Top.

Me: Hey man, need cheering up? Check out these cute kittens: cute-animals-blog.notlong.com
You: OH MAN THAT IS HORRIBLE, I HATE YOU!
Me: You have just been CARROT TOPPED!

by JOSakaRome March 19, 2010

Carroll Obsession

When someone becomes so obsessed with another person that they stalk them and show up at their house. Once shut down, they then create a web of lies to trap the other person.

"Did you ever get rid of your Carroll obsession?"
"No, I can't get her off my mind. I think I should stand on her coffee table and declare my love."

by CHACHACHA69 May 22, 2010

Carrolling

The act of using adult movies for self pleasure while at school or work.

A pupil walked in on his professor Carrolling in his office one fine afternoon.

by justin_69 March 12, 2011

Carrot position

A type of panic positions. In which one person falls to the ground on his knees and arches his/her back and points arms horizontally as if in a suckish diving position. The top of the head should be in between arms and forehead touching the ground.
Warning: This position may lead to people kicking the person in the Carrot position. If this occurs, please contact a doctor, in case of internal bleeding.

Guy: Hey imma gunn a beat chu up!
Person: Oh snap! *Goes into Carrot position*
Guy: ... What?

by StrawberryRedd September 11, 2012

carrot patch with pumpkin soup

a ranga with orange pubes called carrot patch

carrot patch with pumpkin soup shaving red pubes

by Random Rdoxx October 28, 2013

carrots and breadsticks

when your friend or someone you know screws someone who they are not supposed to. For example their professors, cousins etc

Carrots and breadsticks! You did the carrots and breadsticks..... you whore

by poopedonlife February 26, 2014

Carrot

Carrot fan.

A fan of something that claims to be a real, hardcore fan, but actually only scratches the surface.

Began with the One Direction fandom.

1D Carrot: Omg I'm gonna dress as a carrot so Louis will notice me!!1!!1!1
Real fan: Shut your face, please.

Avengers Carrot: Tony is so hot I'm here only for Tony I LOVE THE AVENGERS but specially Tony the rest can dissappear.
Real fan: ....

by FaberCastiel November 15, 2014