omg milly its okay don't cry

when your milly is sad you must say this

"your millys sad"

"you say"
omg milly its okay don't cry

by sherman 100 November 07, 2019

Crying Gator

Crying Gaor is a fake display of sadness or remorse.

Derived from an ancient anecdote that a crying gator will weep to lure in its prey into its jaws ...

When a Crying Gator spends enough time out of the water, their eyes dry out so they weep to keep them lubricated.

by WiseCookie September 14, 2020

Crying Gator

A fake display of sadness or remorse.

Derived from an ancient anecdote that a crying gator will weep to lure in its prey into its jaws ...

When a Crying Gator spends enough time out of the water, their eyes dry out so they weep to keep them lubricated.

by WiseCookie September 14, 2020

Crying Gator

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False, insincere, or hypocritical display of sadness or remorse. Insincere remorse.

Derived from an ancient anecdote that a crocodile will weep to lure in its victims ...We all know a crying gator.

by WiseCookie September 14, 2020

Cry-ometer

(noun)

An instrument that measures the level of a person's sobbing. This is generally applied to a person who has just been through a traumatic break-up, or otherwise mentally damaging experience.

Also used to detect feminine and/or gay tendencies in humans.

From the greek "Cryometer", an instrument that measures coldness.

Jack: Dude, Jen broke up with John!

Josh: OMG! Have you seen him yet?

Jack: Yeah I was up with him all night. He was like a 10 on the cry-ometer.

Josh: Oh man, this is some heavy *^&%!

by pi@noguy December 06, 2010

mid cry

someone who is crying happily and sadly, right in between the two.

"mid cry rn"
"damn me to"

by livvylu July 31, 2022

Crying Cuphead

Crying Cuphead is a meme where there is cuphead being cheered by the bosses with cuphead crying and a translucent image of Mugman.

Sometimes, the crying cuphead meme is very sad.

by TheRealMugman October 08, 2020