Cruncle

The creepy uncle in the family, everyone has one. If you don't, you probably ARE the cruncle.

"I am never staying at Cruncle Bobbi's again! I woke up to a basement bath!"
"My cruncle had the audacity to grab my girlfriends phone out of her back pocket"

"Did you see the photos from the family reunion? cruncle was nurturing his sister in law's breast"

by AverageSizedPeter May 24, 2021

in crutches

to cause one to laugh so much they lose the ability to think or act in a normal manner.

The joke had them all in crutches.

by Will April 21, 2005

crunck

gettin sooo wasted that you think that it would be a cool idea to kill someone....but then you realize that your just an idiot!

Idiot: Dude i totally killed some bitch last night, it was so crunck.

Non-Idiot: What are you and idiot?!

by dyl0n October 19, 2005

Crunchies

Girls with crunchy hair usually styled with gel and gallons of hair spray to make the shape of curls who whore it up at parties.

Nikki- ah fuck the crunchies are here.
Tracey- who invited them?
Nikki-Crunchies are gonna go wild giving bj's when everyone leaves.

by charlyrogers January 24, 2010

crunchy roll

A crunchy roll is when you leave a jizzy cum soaked towel or tissue on the floor, to dry up and harden, for someone else (room service, a friend, etc) to pick up and discover!

After he came on her butt, he cleaned it up with a towel and left a crunchy roll on the floor for room service to pick up!

by The Hern May 11, 2018

Crutch

When friends are broke they get together and hang at someone's house and drink and just trip out. It's alot cheaper, so people just say they are Crutching, or they decided to Crutch.

relax, chill, or drink with friends

I was broke last night, so I decided to crutch with a few friends.

by Mr. Expert December 30, 2010

Crunchy nut

The Art of letting your Girlfriend suck your balls and then she chews on them and you subsequently fly kick her causing her to spit your balls out in small chunks

"you mother fucker... imam fly kick yo ass outa here if you don't spit my crunchy nuts out" said Jesus to Mary

by curry cums out of my jab end February 12, 2015