Cappin' Crunch

Fronting or lying in an extreme way. (Cutting the roof of your mouth type of extreme.)

"Bro, you're cappin' crunch, you ain't got hoes."

by Chief315425 January 24, 2022

Honey crunches of goats

A term used when in a situation of some but little distress EX: A friend taking a snack of yours, or your hat, etc.

"GIVE ME BACK MY HAT, HONEY CRUNCHES OF GOATS!!!!!!"

by EatAnKlok February 13, 2022

Slippery Rubber Crunch

when you bite into a dildo thats all lubed up and ready to go, but bite too hard and make your way to its vibrating core.

dude in that hentai, this kawaii lolli pulled a slippery rubber crunch

oh sheisse dude, your such an otaku furfag

by PhrogKillr December 9, 2014

keyboard munch and crunch

When you turn over your keyboard and all the bits and pieces of food and other matter fall out, ready to be snacked on.

Jim was so hungry because he forgot his lunch, so he turned his keyboard over for some keyboard munch and crunch.

by Jules350 December 14, 2015

cheesy gordita crunch box

A Latina vagina that has a serious case of Genital herpes.

I went to mexico and smashed a cheesy Gordita crunch box. Got an extra side of fire sauce I didn’t ask for.

by jerzboi August 28, 2018

Cheesy Gordita Crunch

A sex act in which you eat a taco from within the Butt cheeks of your partner.

We did the Cheesy Gordita Crunch last night and taco meat has never tasted so good.

by Grassfed November 6, 2020

What’s Crunchin’

An alternative to “what’s poppin,” “what’s brackin,” etc.

“What’s crunchin’ boys🥶😂💯😈❗️🤝”

by Chad Scales November 18, 2020