Crumpet Fever

-noun
1. An attraction to British people
2. A fetish for the British accent
3. An obsession with the movie "Love Actually" and the band "Coldplay"

Karen: "Hugh Grant is the perfect man."
Linda: "Looks like SOMEBODY has Crumpet Fever".

by Curry Fever December 29, 2009

crumb

Form of an action; when someone lays in bed all day and does nothing. ie: can't get out of bed, too tired or lazy.

I'm a crumb today.

by jerseystrong77 April 27, 2014

crumbed schnitzel

after having sex on the beach immeadiately pull you dick out and kick sand on her vagina. leaving it to resemble a crumbed schnitzel.

" i totally gave sarah a crumbed schnitzel at wonnerup beach last weekend"

by smuttman May 20, 2014

Crumpet Trumpet

A gay British man giving a blowjob to another man.

Damn, Sora was a real crumpet trumpet on my dick last night.

by Danception October 13, 2018

Crumbsweep

A handy tool for sweeping up all those annoying little bits of bread typically strewn at the base of a toaster or sandwich maker.

As Fletcher perused the countertop he could not help but notice just how shiny it was,

"Marjory! 'ave you been at it with that crumbsweep again?"

"Fletcher, Marjory is a fish. I'm your wife, Tibblesnips. And yes, it is an astonishing crumbsweep."

They spent the rest of their days locked in a staring competition. Tibblesnips didn't see the point in stopping to live a normal life.

by peteepoo November 6, 2018

Crumb ball

a ball made of crumbs

“is that a crumb ball”
“yesss”
“omg yummy”

by basicallyanna.x November 15, 2018

Crumple Paper Day

Crumple Paper day consists on the 15th of Dec. It is a day where you crumple paper in spirit. That day sucks for anyone named Page or Paper though.

“Are you ready for Crumple Paper day Paige?”
“NO LAST YEAR SOMEONE HIT ME WITH A SOGGY PIECE OF PAPER!”

by grab that dick December 3, 2018