Carrots

Dildoe

Yes my new carrots arrived

Bf:oh you got new didoes
Yes they are so good!

by Ill manors May 6, 2017

chorromax

When you get extreme diarrhea.

My mom made me Chilaquiles with expired ingredients from her refrigerator and I got chorromax.

by Sergizo June 1, 2017

carrot farm

A Carrot Farm is a bed of dicks.

She wanted to lie down on a Carrot Farm but there wasn't many people there

by Tacooooooooo June 16, 2017

carrotop

a redhead who thinks she's a blonde.

"I'm not a redhead! I'm blonde!"
"Whatever you say, carrotop."

by Yogurttank June 16, 2017

carrot filling

Carrot filling is when you take a bag of baby carrots and put a carrot in every hoLe of your body for pleasure. Nose, ears, butt (no exception) the act of the carrots filling your body gives you huge amounts of pleasure

"I told Becky I was into carrot filling, and the next time she came over to smash she brought a bag of baby carrots, I knew that night was going to be so hot"

by Brookzie April 18, 2018

Carrot smoothie

A carrot smoothie is when you insert a carrot into the rectum of your partner, followed by placing the drill bit of a power drill into the carrot, and then turning it on.

Me and Jennifer had a great time last night, gave her the carrot smoothie to quench our thirsts.

by pas6969 October 3, 2017

carrot dresser time

A feddish for sex with someone dressed as a carrot

its carrot dresser time

by Fost Ape September 13, 2017