Comedy Central

Comedy Central

Someone who tries to be funny all the time but just pisses everyone off.

'I wish John would shut the fuck up, he thinks he's Comedy Central!'

by Mr Orange Hodgkiss May 7, 2009

Comedyshortsgamer

A super loud bloke from Britain that can be funny and dead at the same time. Also he’s black

Comedyshortsgamer is a dead funny guy but he’s black

by SPICYMEMES666 May 3, 2018

Comeau

n. Someone who is a fan of the Louisiana Booty Call, anal probes, acne sex, gay old men porn, bisexual women with hairy twats, and Mongolian bow wows. Also someone who skips first base and goes right to shitting on their partners chest.

v. the act of fisting males anus whilst docking.

a. another term for being homosexual to all of your straight friends.

n. Dude this comeau was doing the dirtiest things with me last night.

v. i was comeauing with my dad the evening before last.

a. Eric, stop being comeau.

by ronnie willz November 17, 2011

Come Clean

A song released in 1994 by a rapper named Jeru the Damaja. This song has one of the greatest beats ever composed for rap music. The beat has which has been widely compared to dripping water and hammers banging on pipes. That, and a scratch of Onyx screaming "Uh-oh! HEADS UP cause we're dropping some shit" It was also laced with tight lyrics by Jeru, a great song on a great album.

One of the greatest rap instrumentals of all time.

by Fantasticababo October 12, 2004

come down on

To eat or partake in eating with another person.

"Come down on these chicken nuggets with me, baby!"

by j.penson May 22, 2008

come here bitch

A term used between loved ones to express that they want the other person to come over to where they are, in a non-threatening manner.

Father to little daughter in suburban shopping mall: Come here bitch!

by ApexB September 25, 2005

come-up

to jack someone; to kill and rob someone

creepin' on a come-up

by snoop March 6, 2003