a relatively not serious medical condition otherwise known as genital warts, or HPV. Warty dick is a synonym. The term "cauliflower" comes from bumpy clumps of white warts on or around the genitalia area.
Gordon was on a six week, ether, sherms, and ecstasy fueled sex romp that made Charlie Sheen look like a cub scout. He woke up one morning and suddenly had a case of cauliflower cock.
He thought back to all the girls he slept with. From the greasy black chicken-heads to the 5 dollar Mexican illegals, he couldn't figure it out. Then it came to him - it had to be the twin Hungarian needle-freaks about 4 weeks back.
He thought back to all the girls he slept with. From the greasy black chicken-heads to the 5 dollar Mexican illegals, he couldn't figure it out. Then it came to him - it had to be the twin Hungarian needle-freaks about 4 weeks back.
by Jrubadub November 03, 2011
n, Noun used to describe the shrivelled up, unused cock most men have due to social isolation during the Covid-19 pandemic.
Steve: I have Corona Cock, I can't get sex for 12 weeks!
John: I have Corona Cock too mate, I'm ripping the head off it!
Steve: You & me both!
John: I have Corona Cock too mate, I'm ripping the head off it!
Steve: You & me both!
by The Fairy Sesh Mother March 29, 2020
Sam: Man Tim is so whipped right now.
Alex: Ya he has been such a dick to everyone.
Eli: He has definitely become a cock bock
Alex: Ya he has been such a dick to everyone.
Eli: He has definitely become a cock bock
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