Chode

Penis.
Twice the Girth, Half the Length

Suckle on my chode bitch

by Weegro December 25, 2008

Chode Mode

In the mode for chode.

It's chode mode time, bend over.

by Nut Job69 June 22, 2008

Chode

A dick that has more girth than length.

Girl1: Girth is the best :D
Girl2: CHODE LOVER!
Guy1: So, I heard you like chodes? :)

by ~ Nate ~ May 5, 2010

chode

A small annoying person who is 4ft tall wears glasses, and laughs like a high pitched goat

Greg Barron Is A Chode

by SexyScotty January 26, 2011

chode

a penis which is wider then it is long

"Paula Andreewitch only likes chodes"
"Paula Andreewitch is a hamster fucking chode"

by chicken poper September 1, 2003

Chode

A short, chubby penis.

"I drew a big fat chode in the mud on that guy's car." or "shut up, you chode face."

by Ang December 17, 2002

chode king

Chode King is just generally a bit of a guy although he doesnt have many mates for some reason. I have asked him if he wants to go for an alcoholic beverage, bevvy several times but he still doesnt know what it means. Has a long-lost son who he see's everyday but doesn't realise. Passer's by know his son by one name "Chode King's prodigal son".

Chode King lad goin for a bevvy later
Omfg Chode King you are a bit of a hunk
FUCKIN ROFL

by Herman "The Hash" Henderson August 20, 2006