Raking the Carpet

To comb one's pubic hair.

Yeah man, I walked in on him raking the carpet. Turns out he's got crabs.

by Ironic Username November 8, 2017

hard wood carpet

When a guy doesn’t shave down by his balls and his dick is hard

Damn buddy you have a hard wood carpet down there

by Madfor December 28, 2021

Floor Carpet

A small section of carpet that is usually placed on top of a large and many times non-carpet floor. Otherwise known as: A rug.

Will you please clean the floor carpet for me?

by rasbowlincoln August 8, 2016

Carpet muncher

Someone who like eat from the fury cup (pussy)

Example..

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"See that girl over there she's a carpet muncher "

by Doobie 74 September 30, 2019

Carpet swimming

When your indoor pets scratch their nasty asshole on your carpet.

Forearms pulling while backlegs off the ground so b-hole is smack on carpet. Looks like pet is swimming when actually is just scratching or wiping its ass.

Oh fuck. Rover just went liquid and now he's carpet swimming across the living room!

by StinkyMinkey October 3, 2023

carpet hotdog

When pubic hair grows onto the penis shaft.

My carpet hotdog needs shaved.

by Golden silence June 11, 2022

Carpet Man

It is used to negatively describe a man who is always assertive with women, and it's used as an "entryway's carpet" by them (women metaphorically clean their shoes over him). A carpet man is a man unable to assert dominance or to show personality in front of women. A carpet man thinks/hopes that being assertive with women will lead him to get sex from them. On social media, a carpet man can defend a woman's opinion by whatever other man's answer, even if that opinion is against him as well - for ex. feminist propaganda. A carpet man is a synonym of a beta male.

Woman: "All men are rapists and they are protected by the patriarchy."
Man: "That's not really true, stop with this feminist bullshit b*tch."
Carpet Man: "She is right, we all mistreat them."
Man: "Here we go, we got yet another carpet man who is trying to get sex by defending women in every bullshit they say!"

by sudbab December 13, 2021