Oli's Carpet

A post nuclear site usually used to refer to somthing destroyed or ruined, or used to refer to somthing disgusting.

That looks like oli's Carpet
This tastes like oli's Carpet

by Fusion248 December 7, 2025

Laying Down Carpet

When you shave your pubes after no shave November in the shower and it leaves a nice carpet of hair on the floor.

Bro I had to take like an hour in the shower last night because I was laying down carpet.

by Solemnityy December 29, 2019

Carpet Bombing

The run to the toilet while shitting yourself after a hot curry the previous evening.

Oh no I'm about to do some carpet Bombing!

by Owen smithers June 24, 2019

Carpet Skeeters

The carpet burns you get on your knees from doing it doggy style

What happened to your knees??

Got attacked by Carpet Skeeters

by EchoBSN August 16, 2017

Carpet Muncher

When a man or women gets down on their knees and eats a women's hairy vagina.

Paige and I had a good time in the back room when I found out that she was a carpet muncher.

by Chessecaketwins May 18, 2016

carpet tweeting

Creating devastation in an adversary's position by directing numerous tweets towards a general target creating effects similar to carpet bombing.

Trump's carpet tweeting has his media opponents convulsing as if they had pumped strychnine directly into their veins.

by Niccolo1512 July 4, 2017

Carpet burn

When a bitch goes down on her knees and towes and gives ur dick carpet burn

Och my dick hurts she swollowed that hoe and got carpet burn FOLLOW ME ON INSTA the.official.loser

by Alrier July 7, 2019