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Can I get a witness? 

A phrase that is usually shouted when something bad happens to the individual shouting. Used when someone frames an individual for either something they did/did not do.
Does not have to be relevant to one person accusing another person, as it also can be used if a piece of machinery fails to work or a driver cuts off another driver to point out the ridiculousness of the situation.
Goes back to when racial profiling was popular by cops. Used by any black male/female who was arrested in an attempt to defeat the legal system.
1: go to the office, you pushed her!

2: i didn't do it!

1: go now!

2: Can I get a witness??
Related Words

Can't see the trees for the wood

Used to desribe someone who is so caught up with the big picture that they lose sight of the smaller but more important details. Opposite of can't see the wood for the trees.
"If you pay off an extra €150 a month on your mortgage, you'll pay it off two years earlier and save €4,000 altogether."

"But since my husband lost his job, we're barely making enough to pay the bills as it is; we can't afford an extra €150 every month."

"Ah, but if you just make this sacrifice now, you'll be in a much, much better position in 18 years!"

"But as I said... oh forget it, you can't see the trees for the wood."

can of whoop ass 

A can of very strong beer.
Uuuuugh, I am so totally zonked affter downing down those 4 cans of whoop-ass beer. Never before have I drank beer that was THAT strong!
can of whoop ass by Mark H July 10, 2004

can't touch my swag

can't touch my swag is a fucking gay ass rap parody by NoFuckerz (commonly associated as NFKRZ) in it he claim how swag he is while a nigga called poopsteve is not
Jonathan: bro have you heard the new NoFuckerz rap song "can't touch my swag"?
Me: yeah it's pretty fucking gay

Can’t believe you have never had a girlfriend 

A male who has never had a relationship.
OMG I still can’t believe you have never had a girlfriend, like seriously what is wrong with you!

can i get a hunyah 

its a meme dumb a....
Can i get a hunyah. Hunyah.
can i get a hunyah by inosuke fanboy September 29, 2021