California Handshake

When you are fucking a girl doggystyle who's vagina is extremely loose, you reach your hand inside from behind and jerk yourself off whilst fucking her.

"Did you hear I banged her? Yeah, gave myself a California Handshake while I hit it from behind"

by Kookiemonster18 August 31, 2008

California

1Place of which real people no longer exist.
2 Place of which those who move to, separates them from their friends.

screw moving to California, you're leaving your friends.

by Lyzzzzz August 13, 2007

California

My dream land. Sunshine. A land of the best amusement parks, the beautiful blue ocean, Los Angeles,Beverly Hills, Hollywood, palm trees, rollerblading, suntanning, hot guys, beach babes, surfers, every possible weather there, mountains and deserts. And most importantly unique kinds of people.<3

I dream of California

by julsmacools April 9, 2011

California

A liberal shithole

California is a strong Democrat state, hence all their retarded laws

by stinkywhitedick October 25, 2015

California Bulldog

Ebay's Meg Whitman. Also known as the San Jose Bulldog.

Look at all those PS3's going for 1,000,000 dollars each! You'd think that the California Bulldog would do something about it already!

The California Bulldog is directly responsible for people not getting PS3's for their kids locally, because she is a ugly filthy greedy jewbag!

The California Bulldog is the ugly faced mascot of greed and evil everywhere! Damn greedy jewbag!

If my dog were as ugly as the California Bulldog, I'd shave it's ass and teach it to walk backwards!

by Flubba bubba bubba boo November 10, 2008

california dreams

n., the best tv show of all time. 5 seasons, from 1992-1997, about a group of highschool kids who play in a band. they deal with real life issues in between gigs. their music is amazing, and u should buy the cd if its available (there are 2 but 1 of them is hard to find - it's called the Anthology)

Man A: Are you watching California Dreams tonight?
Man B: Wouldn't miss it for the world!

by WMW11387 July 7, 2005

california

A place where anyone who lives there can be governor

Larry Flint and Gary Coleman are running for governer of california

by [SC]Ivy-SS September 7, 2003