arsehole creeper

Term used in Northeast Engaland to mean a proctologist, or any other sort of homosexual doctor. Any employee of the British National Health Service.

Eee, Ah'd rather die at 'ome than get worked over by some arsehole creeper.

by England phi beta gamma December 29, 2007

Creepin'

The act of scrolling through pictures, wall-to-walls, videos, and general information on facebook profiles of people whom one would not normally talk to in person.

While creepin' last night I discovered he likes to wear makeup... weird.

by TrailMixx July 7, 2009

Creeper

A heterosexual Human male displaying interest in members of the opposite sex, usually between the ages of 16 and 34 - in other words, Normal.

OMG, what a creeper - he totally appreciated my skimpy attire in a way that was completely intended by how I dressed myself this morning.

by The Irreverend June 18, 2013

Myrtle Creek

a shithole town where if you're not related to at least 80% of the people, then you've slept with 80% of the people.

notorious for it's bums, drugs, and our latest addition, Subway.

"man, what a dilemma. i want to get laid today, AND see my family. good thing i have to go to MYRTLE CREEK. two birds one stone.

by buttttttttttt January 21, 2009

up the creek

in a bad situation

You either pass this this course or you'll be swimming up the creek.

by Anonymous August 17, 2003

Creeper Weed

This type of marijuana is sometimes very hard to come by and usually pretty expensive, but it is worth every penny. You have to put this weed in a jar or a very thick container because the smell of skunk is so strong, zip lock bags just will just not work when trying to hide this stench. The buds of the creeper weed break off the stem and break up like a hot knife through butter and your hands will smell like skunk for days to come. And furthermore, when you smoke this weed you wont even feel the effects for a while, you'll think you've been ripped off, but then it will hit you, at 420 mph, and you'll know, you've meet The Grim Creeper.

Person 1-"Dude, did you get sprayed by a skunk?"

Person 2-"Naww man, you can smell it? Its this creeper weed I bought, $400 an OZ"

Person 1-"Damn bro let me see it"

Person 2-"Ok, wow check out these buds man, so orange its crazy, its so sticky bro, we gotta smoke this.

by DetroitSmoker313 July 22, 2009

Creepy Shirley

1. A creepy woman, often a townie, that can be found around local college bars. Creepy Shirleys sometimes have scars on their face and they usually talk nonsense to you in an attempt to pick you up. 2. Any creepy female in general.

I was watching the football game when that Creepy Shirley came up to me and said "Hey, I'm a girlie girl so I don't know much about football. I'd rather be in the kitchen, cooking dinner for YOU."

by GregCardinals October 30, 2007