cooter fight 

-when two females rub their cooters together in a rough fashion

-"lets go downstairs and cooter fight"

cooter fight by saradawson February 12, 2010

cooter gunk 

Sticky balls of a gel like substance emitting from a woman's vagina

Jack picked his cooter gunk out during class and wiped it all over the whiteboard. Someone cried cooter gunk and everyone sprinted to the door. Jack was amused

cooter gunk by ronnie6969 May 22, 2010

Cooter Wipe 

A person who, while not being a douche bag, is still worse than an ass wipe. They will be sodden with bacteria and detritus, and smell almost as disgusting as their little black souls.

I sure did, E. That guy was a total cooter wipe!

Cooter Wipe by e.dawg August 28, 2010

Cooter Spunk 

The substance that is launched from the vagina during squirting.

I was eating that poontang and all the sudden that bitch sprayed cooter spunk all over my face.

Cooter Spunk by fagTRON87 December 26, 2010

Cooter Moocher 

The eating out of a vagina.

Here's a free "Cooter Moocher" pass card honey, for whenever you'd like. I don't even mind if it's right when we're picking up Duggy from Camp K-9, I'm sure he'd love to join in too!

Cooter Moocher by okpank March 8, 2011

Cooter web 

An older womans grey snatch hairs that are mangy to the point where you have the pry them open in order to gain entry to the vagina.

An elderly persons pubic hair that hasnt been shaved for years.

Dude, I humped this granny and she had cooter web to the max!

Cooter web by Elizzle Dizzle January 2, 2012

cooter maintenance 

a bikini waxing, preferably a full Brazilian

Dude, where's Clarice?

She's down at the spa for cooter maintenance.

cooter maintenance by Thunnus November 1, 2012