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turkey baster roulette

A game played involving one female and a minimum of two males (more male participants are encouraged for handicapping purposes)and a large turkey baster. Each male is required to ejaculate into a community bowl. Upon the successful containment of the participants' semen, one preselected male uses the turkey baster to suck up a generous portion of the combined semen. The turkey baster operator then inserts the 'business end' of the turkey baster into the female's vagina and pumps out the collected jizz. Nine months later, if a baby is born, a paternity test will reveal the father. If any of the participants are proven to be the father of the child, they lose.
Why does my wife keep so many turkey basters in the house? She doesn't even cook. She keeps telling me the basters are for turkey baster roulette.
by jb3ar November 29, 2007
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busted

1. broken, not correctly functioning, doesn't work.
2. caught by the cops
This radio is busted.
Don't speed or you'll get busted.
by 5'1"Racer January 16, 2006
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Busted Condom

Noun: A child who was not wanted by their parents, and who is obviously not wanted by their present company.
by Billy McQuin July 9, 2003
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dave and busters

The best place in the world to find good food and good video games.
Man, I went to Dave and Busters last night and played so many games, I got a gold card.
by anononmous October 13, 2006
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Busser

Person that does everything the waiters don't wanna do.
Hey busser! go clean outside, that baby just puked!.
by M.M.M October 23, 2008
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Dave and Busters

A place for all your pleasures. It's a family-friendly environment to the public, but if you take a closer look into the kitchen and dumpster in the back and you'll find an abundance of cockmeat sandwiches being cooked up by the head chef.
I used my coupon for a free cockmeat sandwich with the purchase of a large drink last night behind Dave and Busters.
by dr-twig February 15, 2021
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busser

someone, generally a girl, who sleeps with a lot of people, as in, someone who people get on and off a lot.
That girl has been with every guy here. She's a total busser.
by 1/2pint April 30, 2014
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