A man so incredibly bald, that you could pick your teeth on his head. A man that is so bald that he also is deemed one of the worst names, (Bobby)
Kevin: Hey Bobby can I clean my teeth on your head?
Bobby: stop making fun of how bald I am, don’t clean your teeth.
Kevin: shut up Bald Bobby
Bobby: stop making fun of how bald I am, don’t clean your teeth.
Kevin: shut up Bald Bobby
by Mac The Frog April 29, 2019
Get the Bald Bobbymug. by Spaznex September 17, 2018
Get the Bobbymug. Bobby Joe is an extremely intelligent inter-galactic space monkey. Despite being often perceived as a small accessory for a pen, don't let this fool you. If Bobby Joe wanted to, he could destroy the planet of Earth for entertainment. Because of this, he requires loyalty from creatures of earth in order to protect the infrastructure of humanity itself. This vitally important job is left down to the people of The Duke Protection Society, owned by *retracted*. This job requires mental control on the extreme end of the scale, a job which is only possessed by 24 people around the world (if you believe you can work this job, you can't, we would've already contacted you if you could). Do not mess with Bobby Joe in any circumstance if you care about yourself, and society as a whole. If you ever encounter him, do not interact unless requested to, and be very careful about what you say.
by The Duke Protection Society December 28, 2023
Get the Bobby Joemug. Bobby James is a person who has two names in the same way as the dinosaur Brontosaurus / Apatosaurus.
by thebobbyjames November 23, 2021
Get the Bobby Jamesmug. Today I met a proper Bobbie poo. They wouldn't stop nagging me about how I did something wrong according to her.
by England Undead1 July 12, 2019
Get the bobbie poomug. by Chewbaccy7 July 11, 2020
Get the Bobby-brittmug. by imdatnga March 23, 2024
Get the silly bobbymug.