Upper Blumpkin

Upper decking while simultaneously receiving a blowjob.

I caught my buddy banging my wife little did he know his wife gave me an upper blumpkin at his house warming party.

by Nicky-eyes June 20, 2020

Chocolate Blumpkin

(Noun) When the person giving a Blumpkin licks the unwiped anal cavity of the Blumpkin recipient then continues giving oral sex with the feces on the lips.

“Hey Carl, I heard Jillian gave you a chocolate Blumpkin last night.”

by MissourianMuntGod23 April 28, 2024

In n out blumpkin

Sitting on the toilet sucking a dude off, whilst being sucked by a woman and both guys bust simultaneously making it seem as if the guy standings load went in n out.

We were so fucked last night. that in n out blumpkin will be one for the books.

by LeftTwixBar222222 November 08, 2022

royal Blumpkin

Recieving a blumpkin (Oral sex while your shitting) while having a buttplug plugged in. To count as a succesfull royal blumpkin, the force from behind should be strong enough to eject the plug. bonus points if you recieve poseidons kiss after it

I tried giving him a royal Blumpkin but he didnt shit hard enough. ill give him laxatives next time.

by MUNTMEISTER3000 January 10, 2025

Royal Blumpkin

A lavish example of a standard blumpkin, yet executed as if the receiver was a king demanding food.

Royal Blumpkin : Service me whilst I eat this sandwich, and properly defecate into this bowl.

by SpiLLsHirE November 19, 2020

Blumpkin Beer

The mixture of pumpkin ale and chocolate porter or stout beers into one pint.

Hipsters don’t drink Black and Tan, they drink Blumpkin Beer!

by Big D Nick October 14, 2022

blumpkin blowback

The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump, combined with the holy grail of the splash from the dump landing in her eye.

With one big splash and a squeal, my blumpkin turned into a blumpkin blowback, pushing me right over the edge!!

by Dirty girl December 30, 2017