Blumpkin

To get head when ur on the toilet taking a Mondo Dook

Olga gave me a Blumpkin yesterday

by Fuckthatnoise October 14, 2021

Billy Blumpkin

A billy blumpkin is the delicate art of getting your cock sucked whilst taking a dump and also smoking a billy or punching a cone.

"Fancy a Billy Blumpkin? enquired Jane. Well I am already taking a shit and smoking a cone so you might as well give me head"

by Bearjewbackhand December 28, 2014

Blumpkin

When you get your dick sucked while on the toilet.

Hey, I'm gonna get a Blumpkin Later, Wanna Join?

by LocalSalamander69 June 12, 2020

Reverse blumpkin

While you take a shit and the female makes you eat out her butthole or vagina

I left the door unlocked and she came in bent over in front of me and started playing with herself and smothered her ass in my face

Yeah that's called a reverse blumpkin

by Inner clockwork October 15, 2019

Alabama Blumpkin

A sex act in which you are on the toilet taking a shit while giving a blowjob to your cousin.

My mom walked in on me giving Brian an Alabama Blumpkin, I wasn't invited to Easter that year.

by mommysmilk April 17, 2021

Super Duper Mega Bowl Volcano Blue Bearded Blumpkin

This requires 3 people. The first person is laying on the floor of a porta potty with porta potty juices in their mouth. The second person poops in the first person's mouth while receiving a blowjob from the third person. The poop splashes on the first persons face. The third person also pukes on the second person's penis. Either the second or third person smears the poop on the first person's face like football facepaint.

"Babe you want a Super Duper Mega Bowl Volcano Blue Bearded Blumpkin with my brother?"

"Yes!"

by SkibidiLomas May 1, 2024

Lithuanian Blumpkin

A blumpkin where you've only eaten rye bread for the last week, making your excrement large and quick

Person 1: Dude, I heard you got a Lithuanian Blumpkin

Person 2: Yeah dude, my shit was volatile

by LogJamShep March 8, 2022