car battery

the act of auto abuse

Becoming increasingly more common than grand theft auto is car battery.

by concentrated oj February 19, 2008

dead battery

When you're fucking someone and you pull it and your penis immediately goes flaccid so you cannot continue fucking.

I was having sex and got a dead battery. She immediately left without saying goodbye.

by Pink Gold Peach August 25, 2016

double a battery

A male who lasts long in bed

Guy from my school: I'm a double a battery cause I last long
Me: *walks away swiftly*

by Sub2willne September 16, 2017

Charging the Battery

Attaching a car battery to your nipples while lactating.

I have gone through 10 car batteries this week because Lori is constantly charging the battery.

by May2Keg June 21, 2007

baby batter

Milky white substance found in the depths of the testicals inside a male's scrotum. When shot from the penis, the milky substance looks like the batter of a baked good.

Abraham: "Shit!"

Jacob: "what's up?"

Abraham: "I was wacking off and got baby batter all in my toe hair..."

Jacob: "next time you'll remember to wear socks."

by ronald514930 September 11, 2009

Battenburg

A groovy, tasty cake. Sort of rocks. Also an expletive with a very, very narrow band of users.

'Oh holy fucking battenburg, man - my life is down the plughole'

'No, it was battenburg seepage'

by I Ate The World October 1, 2005

banty

Another word for a pedophile, nonse, kiddy fiddler etc

"Yeah that guys such a banty, keeps looking at those little girls"

by Nathan Parks June 11, 2006