Legault the Assassin

A user at a popular message board named Eskimo Haven who thinks he's sexayer then Moonie

Manny, for the last time Moonie is god!

by Moonie March 1, 2005

surrounded by assassins

In the midst of a place or group that prohibits you from doing what you'd like to do.

Can't light a cigarette in a crowd of non-smokers, can't lie down and read at the library.

"Would love to jump your bones but we are surrounded by assassins."

by DOC JOE June 6, 2009

Magician's Assistant

A sex act in which one masturbates a man, while pressing against their cheek with their tongue. The resulting action resembles a penis being fellated at the same time.

That girl just gave me the Magician's Assistant.

by Gluestickglobal January 12, 2010

Dwiddle of fuck asses

A couple of lying bitches. People who try too hard to make themselves sound believable

Wow, Lorenzo and Jed are Dwiddle of fuck asses.

by JedfucksLo February 12, 2018

re-insertion assistant

An observer and/or participant in an intercourse session --- often the "second" guy/girl in a threesome --- who is tasked with promptly tucking the dude's randomly-swaying woodie back into the chick's love-tunnel whenever it accidentally pops out from his having unintentionally withdrawn it a bit too far prior to his next thrust; this relieves the lovers from irritating pauses in their steamy copulating to semi-blindly fumble back there themselves and re-insert the errant schlong each time.

Finding a willing re-insertion assistant is usually quite easy --- often, you simply need to approach a random passerby and offer him/her a "standard" reward for his/her help: agree to allow the person "a turn of his/her own" with the opposite-gender intercourse-partner afterwards (or at least a post-session hand-job/blowjob from the gal if it's a male assistant), let the person play with the balls and butt-cheeks of the copulating duo for a few moments after each occasion during the "hot 'n' heavy" when his services are required, and/or maybe allow him to give one or both partners a full-body massage --- extra points if you both also give him a nice soothing rub-down in return, of course --- after the session is over.

by QuacksO June 17, 2018

The Reverse Assassins Creed

When someone slits their wrist, and then the male injects his penis into the wound just like a reverse of Ezio’s hidden blade.

“Did you see my girlfriends arm? We tried The Reverse Assassins Creed last night”

by Coach Belvins March 1, 2018

one-star assassin

Someone who leaves a 1-star online review, just to troll a company.

We fired Josh last month, and now he's leeaving negative reviews for each of our products. What a one-star assassin

by richkid98 August 13, 2018