Apple Whore

An insufferable arsehole who owns every piece of apple technology possible and goes on about it all the time.

Person 1"Mike just got the ipad 2."
Person 2 "He already has an ipod, iphone, macbook pro and mac. If he keeps going on about his apple stuff I swear I'm gonna hit him."
Person 1 "He's such a stupid apple whore"

by Dr Wally September 6, 2011

Beatnik Applause

A form of applause whereby the middle finger and thumb of both hands are repeatedly snapped/clicked instead of clapped. Beatnik applause was developed in the cafes of the 1950s/1960s by the Beatnik/Beat Generation. Many "Beat Poet" fans of this period now suffer from severe arthritic inflammation of the thumb and middle finger.

POET: "The room suddenly went into a mad darkness. A spotlight pierced blackness like a white devil's knife. A voice rose and screamed. Words of beauty cutting my throat. A poem of life, of love, of doom. My years on Earth summed and fooled."

CROWD: Beatnik Applause

by PopeMichael May 13, 2010

Applewood Heights

A high school located in Mississauga.
Father to some of the most influential rap groups of the 21st century. Like The BCF or Young Shocka.

It's expected to hear kids walking down the halls singing famous rap songs such as "Everyday I'm Hustlin"

Student: Yo mon Applewood Heights be sum gangster... Boy dem guay got stabbed dere 2 years ago.

Random Guy off the Stree: No.. its.. really not that gangster...

by Vladimir Koslov December 17, 2008

appledick

a person who is just a complete bitch and is always talkin sum shit

“‘man if you don’t shut the fuck up, you appledick”

by davesthename June 24, 2019

Apple products

A product made for superficial people who only buy it for the logo instead of the actual function of the product. You could slap an Apple logo on a piece of turd and people would rush to the stores to buy it. The only good thing about Apple products is their AppleCare warranty, other than that you're basically investing into an overpriced closed ecosystem of products that really do not perform any better than all its Android/Windows/other counterparts.

Apple users: *makes fun of people for being too broke to buy Apple products*

Also Apple users: *buys a piece of aluminum for $999*

Me: lol

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 29, 2021

text appeal

When someone is able to carry on a good conversation through text messaging.

We were having a great conversation texting. She's got real text appeal.

She texts too slow and has nothing to say. I'm talking zero text appeal.

by samstricklin January 8, 2009

National Daniel Appreciation Day

National Daniel Appreciation Day is May 20th.
We all need to appreciate how fucking amazing Daniel is, that fat sexy beast is constantly getting roasted. st remember all the times he’s just sitting there and you just start laughing. He’s got only 3 outfits and never showers, even when everyone tell him “bro you need some gum” or “ay you wear the same shit everyday”, he doesn’t give a fuck. Daniel give no fucks at all, that’s how you know he’s the big homie. That’s why May 20th is his day.

Shout out to all the Daniels because it’s National Daniel Appreciation Day.

by Guap God May 15, 2019