Van-Tard

The unfortunate few that lick windows, obviously retarded, from the inside of vans. Not meant literally, but for your friends that have to buy a clue.

Aaron slept with Carissa last night. I knew he was desperate, but I didn't realize he was a van-tard

by 1upChuka July 7, 2009

Low-Tard

A Person Beyond being ignorant, shallow or just plain stupid.
A person not even smart enough to be a retard(IQ 35–49)...

Man, that guy is so stupid, he's not even smart enough to be a retard, he is a frickin Low-Tard!!!

What a Low-Tard.

What a Friggin Low-Tard.

That Low-Tard thought....

by Paddy McBallsack February 19, 2011

tard whistle

The whistle that a retard wears around their neck and blows when they are lost. When you call someone a tard whistle, you are saying they are more retarded then a lost retard.

What's up tard whistle? The most drulling shitting themselves idiot.

by retodded retodd December 1, 2010

Boa Tarde

Portuguese greeting for Good Afternoon.

Boa Tarde pessoal!
Good afternoon everyone!

by maxvp January 15, 2012

Sleepy Tards

That feeling you get from lack of sleep for an extended period of time, that makes everything you say stupid and everything you hear hilarious.

"I've been up for 24 hours and I think the sleepy tards are setting in, because my brain isn't functioning properly."

by jdwiggs July 3, 2014

Shark Tard

Those people who are obsessed with Shark Week and insist on posting gratuitous amounts of pointless Facebook statues about Shark Week.

"Omg Finally Shark Week is here i can't wait to blow up everyones news feed"!

"Wow your such a Shark Tard"!!!!!

by Left4Dead Broooooski :) August 5, 2011

rum tard

Low level dirt butt. Usually thinks they are a gangster or drug dealer. But only drugs they have Is from carpet farming their friends house. A rumtard will steal your shit and help u look for after he gets done humping your girlfriend.

Someone stole my phone battery I bet it was that rum Tard Scott.

by caveDonkey November 19, 2016