dirty deuce

A person who absoluteley smells like onions, after a long day of work of doing nothing on the job.

Damn bro you are a dirty deuce you stinky piece of shit.

by lebron42069 November 13, 2023

Dime Deuce

When two ugly people have a baby that has somehow amazingly through a miracle

Have an extremely pretty baby

Damn, I saw her parents, she's a dime deuce

by Slickins January 02, 2018

county deuce

When someone gives you a very short cigarette with less than 2 puffs left before you hit the filter.

"Yo, Ryssa, Lemme have your county deuce!"
"Damn. For real? Here."

by The_Jolly_Green_Giant March 02, 2020

Sneaky Deuce

Pooping in someone's home without their knowledge, then leaving.

Amara: Oh my god someone just shit in my toilet!
Corey: Heh, sneaky deuce.

by playboicartifartgirl120 January 05, 2025

Throw us the deuces

That little two finger lift people do when they drive past you.

His neighbors just throw us the deuces when they drive past us smoking pot.

by Bleeze Worthy September 24, 2015

Deuce-Bag

Someone who is being an especially shitty douche-bag.

Jim: "Holy Shit Dan, do you see what that guy is doing with your girl-friend?"

Dan: "Yea. He's being such a Deuce-Bag."

by A Time Walker July 31, 2013

faux deuce

The art of making an emergency text message or killing time on your smartphone because your employees work rules sucks balls.

I yelled at my coworker that I was going to drop a faux deuce because the boss is around.

by lostinyourmom December 31, 2015