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dildo dave

A complete over zealous nitwit. Short, hairy in all the weirdest places and bald. A peon of a little man put on earth to piss people off, so much so, you feel the need to glue a giant dildo to his front door for being such a fucktard. Acts like he's smarter than most but lacks common sense and says the dumbest shit. Tries too hard to fit in and comes off as gay, metrosexual or challenged. Proud to drive a gold Honda crv hand me down from daddy.
Awe man look at that, Billy has a giant dildo stuck to his front door! He must have been a dildo Dave last night and someone got tired of his stupid shit.
by Skndstry702 February 24, 2022
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Daving

An ugly looking fella who likes to push poo back into the elderly with his “Erected Penis” And then gets the pensioner to lick the faeces from his penis after it crusts and softens
“I caught my friend daving in the garden an elderly man”
by David10101 August 6, 2022
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Nokomis Dave

A term used to describe men who live as straight men in their day to day lives but will visit neighboring towns to openly engage in relationships within the LGBTQ community of that town.

Originated in Nokomis, FL where straight men from Englewood, FL will visit to engage in relationships within the LGBTQ community.
His family caught ihim in the next town over with his boyfriend. They were devastated to find out he was secretly living as Nokomis Dave.
by Kapt. Kangaroo March 15, 2025
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Dave Hand

by Jesus23948567234q5 December 20, 2022
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Craig n Dave

The teachers that fill our computer science lessons and teach us more things than the teachers.
Craig n Dave looking drippy with their merch
by Craig n Dave word creator April 27, 2021
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Dave-like

I can’t believe how Dave-like I have become doing so much cardio.
by Themostundave August 30, 2018
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Dave Moment

When someone named Dave DOES something stupid or dumb
Dave: *wipes ass with t-shirt*

"Damn that was a Dave Moment!"
by SupremeDave November 21, 2021
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