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Steve: "Oh boy, I sure do love having my cum in a jar. I sure hope that Mr Cum doesn't eat it."
Mr Cum: *Eats Steve's cum*
Steve: "Oh no, now we are all doomed!"
Mr Cum: *Eats Steve's cum*
Steve: "Oh no, now we are all doomed!"
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"Did you hear Simon had a drunken argument with his wife in the bar?"
"He's such a twat, did he do a Cummings?"
"yeah, I think so"
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Male usage: Cindy makes me blackout-cum!
Female usage: I can't wait to make you blackout cum all over me!
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