Love

A lie, love isn’t real it’s not a thing or even a real emotion it’s simply an excuse for hurt, “love” is pain simply in a different font no one’s ever truly in love because it doesn’t exist.

Someone: he’s the man of my dreams I think im in love!
Someone else ig: no you’re not you’re just hiding (yeh lemme jus shit on ur dreams for a sec)
1st someone ig: yeah i guess you’re right love is a lie

by ZeR0070210 June 21, 2022

Mrs Love

Used to be a hoe in college and gained weight as age got the better of her. Very straight brows and enjoys yeeting kids and their aspirations into the green wheelie bin. Located in the maths office hermitting around a packet of Jaffa cakes.

"hey kids, it's Mrs Love here. lets learn how to slit our wrists :))))"

by yeehawdaddymomyum April 30, 2019

Eternal Undying Love

A novel written by known internet scam artist, Brett Keane. It is filled to the brim with grammatical and spelling errors and notorious for its incoherent plot and overabundance of characters, many of whom have bizarre and lazily crafted names like "Josabeph" and "Detective Reznor".

"Hey did you read the Manatee's book? He calls NAMBLA MABLA at one point"
"You mean Eternal Undying Love? I couldn't get past the first page, it was too incoherent to read."

by Lynch/Fellini May 30, 2023

Sharaaz love for Sierra

The love that Sharaaz has for Sierra is something that can’t be put into words. He loves her to death and will do anything be with for the rest of their lives even if it means waiting for her to focus on herself.

Sharaaz love for Sierra is so genuine that it’s was like god made them do each other.

by Adraaz January 26, 2023

no glove, no love

a) common definition: a what a girl tell a guy when she absolutely wants him to wear a condom during sex

b) my (newer) and improved definition: if you can't buy me a glove-i.e expensive silk gloves, jewellery, expensive house or a car, you get no love- i.e i, as female, won't be your wife/mistress

guy: can you be my wife or mistress or long term fwb, something along those lines, since all my male friends have wives and/or mistresses?

lady: sorry man. no glove, no love, as they say

guy: wtf? i didn't ask if you wanted sex. you didn't answer my question. I though the phrase had only one definition.

lady (laughing at him): yes i did answer your question, no glove, no love actually also has a definition b), i don't care about sex with condoms...I refuse to be your wife/mistress until you buy me gloves

guy: so what's lol the definition b) of no glove, no love?

girl : i won't be your wife/mistress or anything, until you can provide me with expensive silk gloves, expensive jewellery and the like...i want my guy to be financially stable enough for me.

guy: so you're saying ....oh i see

by Sexydimma December 7, 2016

Lean Love

See: Skinny Love

(Primarily used:1970s)
Largely popularized by the English rock band T. Rex in the song Lean Woman Blues. It was track 5 on the album Electric Warrior, the bands 2nd studio album as T Rex. (Formerly Tyrannosaurus Rex)

Oh, lean love. All you give to me is your lean love.

by psychonerderer June 18, 2023

Annabeth Loves Cake

What u say when someone/you/anything has an obsession with cake person/thing

ooohhh u r an Annabeth loves cake

by Witches Dancing August 31, 2023