by AnacondaAdeline June 7, 2020
Get the Dirty Alisonmug. When you Chinese finger cuff two gay men for free room and board but secretly fantasize about muscled meatheads tickling your twat
by Pineapple dreamcatcher April 17, 2020
Get the Dirty Kristinemug. first eat mexican or chinese food whatever gives you diarehha then when someone takes a shit on another individual and moves there asshole back and forth like a pendulum over their vagina
by MARKK November 19, 2006
Get the Dirty Clockmug. A quantitative measurement of one's promiscuity to allow for easy comparison, bragging, etc. It is calculated by multiplying the number of sexual partners with the combined age difference. The combined age difference is calculated by adding the age difference to the most younger partner with the age difference of the most older partner.
If I have slept with 5 people, and the age difference to the most younger one is 2 years + the age difference to the most older one was 3 years, then my dirty number is
5*(2+3) = 5*5 = 30
If I have slept with 5 people, and the age difference to the most younger one is 2 years + the age difference to the most older one was 3 years, then my dirty number is
5*(2+3) = 5*5 = 30
by F64 December 15, 2011
Get the dirty numbermug. A step process: first vomit in a cup, and let rest for one week. Next find a willing assistant. Then, have the assistant drink the well rested vomit whilest you are discharging your bowels into her mouth. Finally with excrement and and vomit still in the oral cavity, placd your penis into the oral cavity and enjoy.
by CreepyStreeker October 29, 2010
Get the Dirty Perezmug. Reginald gave Wilbur a monster wedgie after a game of basketball. Dude was rockin a dirty hoagie the rest of the day.
by yeeserious October 20, 2005
Get the dirty hoagiemug. A sexual act wherein the male cums on the female's face, then flips her over and fucks her to orgasm.
by Noahsk April 7, 2010
Get the Dirty Buffalomug.