Spit on your ass and fuck it

When someone says this it mean that they will talk down or talk shit about you.

I’m going to spit on your ass and fuck it.

by Blackcheddar May 21, 2022

Cranking nineties on your mom

A euphemism for having sexual relations with somebodies' mother. Comes from "Cranking nineties" a term used in the game Fortnite.

"Alright, see you tomorrow."

"Bye, I'll be cranking nineties on your mom all night."

by Kingdoms of Fear Project March 8, 2022

Gave your ass to kiss

To snubb or show disdain towards someone who has treated you with kindness and generosity.

" Chuck helped you out when you had nothing and when he asked you for some help in return you gave your ass to kiss."

by Mackendeez March 25, 2022

I humped your mom

a guy who fucks your mom

jack: last night I humped your mom
mike: igaf

jack: suck my dick and eat my balls you fat nigger

by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022

APPRECIATE YOUR PARTNER DAY

appreciate your partner day is where you appreciate your partner and praise them and this is everyday.

“hey guess what?”

“what?”
“its a appreciate your partner day!”
“oh really?”

“yes, now face down ass up”

by redmylo April 19, 2022

Checking your maple syrup

It’s when someone catches a homeless man jerking off a dog while going out for pancakes

Checking maple syrup
When someone catches a homeless man jerking off a dog when goo out for pancakes

I was going to meet my mom at ihop but then saw a guy checking your maple syrup

by Hiveadventures69 April 19, 2022

Your in-laws are coming to stay

Some of the worst news one can get. Literally makes you dread it for months.

Boss: You’re fired
Me: Damn
Bank: Your bank account has been frozen

Me: Shit!
Sister: hey did your wife tell you that your in-laws are coming to stay?
Me: NOOOOOO!!!!!

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 13, 2020