Beemer weiner

To be drive by cock slapped. Or hit in the head with a cock from a passing by car.

Yeah dude i was jogging down the road and i got beemer weinered.

by Michelle Kensington March 11, 2010

heavy weight

being able to consume loads of alcohol or smoke a lot without getting drunk or high

My friend Clarissa is a heavy weight, when it comes to chugging 4+ beers.

by monkeyc November 27, 2017

weiner squeezer

The act of squeezing your weiner from the base to the tip.

As he sat in the chair across the table from me I knew he was a weiner squeezer when he couldn't keep his fingers from squeezing his penis from one end to the other repeatedly.

by D & A December 16, 2005

Weiner Cousins

When 2 men fuck the same girl more than once or fuck two of the same girls at least once.

Jim and Ivan both fucked Chelsea twice this past month, thus they are WEINER COUSINS

by Mercmah April 22, 2009

Anthony Weiner

noun.
1)An arrogant, horny, nauseatingly stupid liberal congressman with impulse control issues who is now the punchline of countless jokes and innuendo.
2)A bad joke that writes itself.
3)An email, text, or tweet of your junk.
verb.
1)The act of emailing, texting, or tweeting someone a picture of your junk.
2)The act of blaming someone of hacking into your social networking account to Photoshop and/or distribute a picture of you and your junk (or someone else's junk).

Tony just Anthony Weinered me.

by Dave Robber October 10, 2018

Weinal Membrane

The skin around the tip of an unsurcumcised weenis.

The doctor removed his weinal membrane and reinserted it into his anal arena.

by Eric April 7, 2005

sad weiner

when u have sex but are left unsatisfied, or when ur girl touches ur weiner thru ur pants and gives u a massive boner but never finshes the job

the other day i was chillin in my girls car and she gave me a "sad weiner".
or
bob:"whats wrong with your weiner "
Mike:"NOthin man its just a little sad"

by loyalrican December 28, 2007