uncle Mark

A math professor who has the odd delusion that he has any chance of winning me at backgammon!!

I rock at backgammon, i cant believe UNCLE MARK thinks he can win!

by you can just call me master! January 11, 2012

The Uncle Roger

When you dip your testicles in MSG and have someone suck it off.

I went to my girlfriend's house and she gave me The Uncle Roger.

by TheWolfManxl1 May 22, 2021

Uncle Todd

a white man who will do anything to stay in good standing with "the black man" while in prison.

"Tommy had no choice but to become an Uncle Todd in prison, either that or he'd be passed around like a sex doll"

by KillerMongaloid November 1, 2009

uncle chuckles

when someone shits on your chest, and then a friend texts you about it!

wtf??? how did (insert name here) know to text me 'uncle chuckles'???

by just q September 15, 2011

Uncle Nasty

When you're bangin a 15 year old boy while looking at his picture on the back of a milk carton.

Dude last week I pulled the famous Uncle Nasty.

by Nackattack October 7, 2011

uncle cracker

Lame ass dude with fucked up face and hit song titles such as "follow me".
Latinus: Uncoolinus uglicrackerus

that uncle cracker sucks some serious ass.

by pantherx May 29, 2003

Uncle Carl Sanchez

Giving your lover a shit-moustache AND shit-goatee, transforming them into an older, more savvy, Dirty Sanchez

Sally always bitched about my lack of creativity in the bedroom, so she was rather surprised when I splattered her with an Uncle Carl Sanchez.

by King David October 8, 2004